tearjerker moment

when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014

Sniper Moment

Sniper Moment:
a moment when you really wish you had a sniper becuase theres something you would love to shoot but its just to far away to throw something at.

:omg look at that seagull
:this is a sniper moment!

by stuiel May 14, 2009

Jayd Moment

A person who does something dumb and ridiculous without thinking, worse than a blonde moment.

"Dude I forgot my license at home."
"Bro that's a Jayd Moment right there, now you can't buy beer."

by awildnegro September 6, 2013

Biryani Moment

When something isn’t as good as you remember it to be. Usually used to refer to food.

This gelato isn’t all that spectacular. It must be a biryani moment.

by Wagoniscute July 11, 2022

Fleming Moment

When you or someone does or says something completely retarded.

Jackson had a Fleming Moment after kissing Josh

by fleming_is_dumb June 27, 2019

bruh moment

an event or moment which makes you say "bruh", normally a shocking or unexpected event. Can also be used to express disappointment or "not again"-ness.

Person A: *trips Person B over*
Person B: bRUH WHY DID U DO THAT this iS A TRUE BRuh mOMENT

by fluffiestshiba November 11, 2019

Heated Moment

When two people gets sexually excited and connect each other.

I've had a heated moment last night which got me pregnant accidentally.

by Dilly Mackey May 12, 2018