penis mode

when the male organ is aroused and in erection.

"Penis mode engaged.....Ready for take off"

by a-sizzle October 28, 2014

Dirt late models

Super fast dirt slinging cars raced on dirt tracks all over the usa

There will be a 50 lap Carolina clash race at cherokee freddy smith will be there!"

by cLETUS898989 January 18, 2004

Model

Modeling is a job for women, girls, children, men and men, starting with infants. Unlike popular belief modeling takes alot of hard work. There is alot of rejection involved. Also you have to dicsipline yourself to stay in shape and handle the pressure of audition and jobs. Alot of people think you can just become a model. It takes alot of hard work. You must get a comp card, create a portfolio, find agencies and management etc., and go on many auditions until you finally get a job.

Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks are very successful models

by x0x0.catie.0x0x April 10, 2006

Hermit Mode

A period in a University student's life, where they attempt to lock themselves away from society in order to complete assignments (usually left until the last minute).

This time is usually full of many cans of red bull, panic attacks, contemplation of University withdrawal, and chocolate.

Friend 1: oh hey gurlfrieeeendd let's go out and catch up this weekend!!

Friend 2: Ahh no.. I can't... I'm in hermit mode to try and get this essay done.

by studentprocrastinator June 3, 2011

mode

mode; moded

being put down, stained on, or otherwise humilated.

Bobby - 'get that shit stain off your face fool!'
Susie - 'It's a birth mark'
Ronald - 'Aw mode!'

by dis sho am good September 2, 2008

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Activisions next cash cow.

Another shit console game made for brainless casual retards/or consumer. Soon to be one of the most overrated REHASHED games in history along with Black ops and Mw2. With that the CoD series hasn't done anything innovative since CoD4.(Spec-Ops is just a cheap co-op mode) All they do is re-skin, add another very short 5 hour campaign with a lazy horribly written storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons, and add more pre-installed hacks like perks and killstreaks to the MP to unbalance it and dumb it down even more for casual retards..
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How to make a Call of Duty game in 10 easy steps:

Step 1: Use an outdated game engine from 2005

Step 2: Insert crappy storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons

Step 3: Design a character that 12 year olds will perceive as "cool" and refer to him only by his mysterious call sign.

Step 4: Kill said character in a scripted event 2/3 way through the campaign.

Step 5: Kill key bad guy in another scripted event involving slow motion

Step 6: Add a halfbaked multiplayer mode. Make sure that there are plenty of glitches and imbalances and good places to camp.

Step 7: Profit.

Step 8: Release overpriced map pack.

Step 9: Profit some more.

Step 10: Repeat steps 1-10 until series has been sufficiently milked dry.(Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero)

Popularity=/=Quality

Casual gamer: Hey, bro!!! You gonna get Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?!

Real gamer: Theres no way in hell I'm buying that shit console game.

Casual gamer: Why?

Real gamer: Its just another $60 expansion pack with even more dumbed down gameplay because those money hungry fucks at Activision want to expand there audience. No skill or actual thinking is required at all. Activision is just going to milk this game dry like Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero.

Casual gamer: LOL you PC elitist....name me games that are better!

Real gamer: Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty: United Offensive, Call of Duty 2, Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike Source, Battlefield series, Half Life series, Quake series, Doom series, etc. Oh....and I forgot Minesweeper.

by Jibby123423 October 14, 2011

MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

The most powerful handgun in the world.

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.

by PeterTosh February 10, 2012