Rusty Mike

get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.

"man josh did the rusty mike perfectly"

by ap March 16, 2005

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Mike Vick

Things you shout at dogs or old people?

When trying to scar away dogs or old people, shout MIKE VICK

Oh shit there's some dogs and or some old people, OH SHIT, MIKE VICK!!!!!!!!!

by Jon D, Steve V April 09, 2010

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Dirty Mike

A person who is willing or forced to give a peice of shit a blowjob, or something in the same motion.

"I'll never give you a dirty mike again, i still have shit between my teeth".

by Poohonkey October 06, 2006

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Mike Tyson

A washed up boxer who WAS one of the greatest of all time until he bit off an ear, went to jail, and then pissed away all the money he made during his career. Now he tries to act in movies to make a little money so he can just piss that away while looking like a complete idiot talking with his lisp.

If Chuck Liddell doesn't leave UFC now he will end up being another Mike Tyson

by jmaddox December 09, 2010

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