heavy metal

Awesomeass music that destroys emo and pop and rap. what people listen to when thir pissed the fuck off and dont want hurt anybody. really insanly fast. the blast beat of behemoth in slaves shall serve goes 225 bpm. not shitknot not linkin gay not KoRn!!!!!!!!!!!

Poser-lets go listen to some slipknot!
Me-lets listen to some heavy metal!
poser-heavy what?

by schischa October 23, 2007

Metal Drinkbottle

It's mainly used for drinking water, although you can also use this blunt object as a devastating, badass weapon. It is also a long-range weapon for the strong throwers out there. It acts just like Thor's hammer and attracts electricity for extra damage. Just make sure it is full or empty for long throws. This weapon is usually yielded by the Gods.
Stats:
Damage:

Full: 6050
Empty:3000

Throws:
Damage:
Full: 7000 at short range
Empty: 5000 at long range

God used Metal Drinkbottle
Its extremely effective!
Rando Ranga: "Fuck, that hurt bro."
Jesus Fucking Christ: "Get fucking destroyed ranga."

by Some Rando(notranga) September 6, 2022

Metal Elitist

A person who claims thrash metal, outside of the big four(Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax), is the best genre of music. They also claim their music is better than anything you listen to. Also known as a metal snob.

Evan you are such a Metal elitist for saying thrash metal is better than the music I listen to.

by Zrey October 28, 2020

Gloss Metal

Metal that is inspired by pop but retains it's essence of heaviness and technical playing. Also characterised by glossier/ poppy aesthetics in the music video.
Eg: The new Architects, Unprocessed.

Love the new gloss metal.

by witty_donor November 14, 2020

Metal Health

Well, I'm an axe grinder
Piledriver
Mama says that I never, never mind her
Got no brains
I'm insane
The teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser
Six-string razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad, all right
Well, I'm frustrated
Outdated
I really want to be overrated
I'm a finder
And I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys
To make the noise
Won't ever let up, hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack

Well, now you're here, there's no way back
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Metal health will cure your crazy
Metal health will cure your mad
Metal health is what we all need
It's like a heart attack
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead, oh yeah
Metal health
It drives you mad, mad, mad, mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Oh, get your straightjackets on tonight, oh
The bad boys are gonna set you right
Oh rock ya, rock ya, rock ya
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an undesirable urge to headbang even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)

Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?

by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023

Nu-Metal

Nu-Metal (also called neo-metal, aggro-rock) is a subgenre of heavy metal. It evolved from alternative metal and eventually became it's own subgenre in the mid to late 90s. It includes many artists such as Korn, Slipknot and Disturbed in their first work, The Sickness (although, David Draiman has stated in an interview he felt it sounded more like reggae metal, similar to Skindred.) and lesser known bands such as Coal Chamber, Flaw and Sevendust. The genre itself receives unwarranted and unneeded bashing and criticism from say, thrashers and brutal death metalers, and then again from whiny teen fags that listen to one direction or whatever. They seem to forget that these artists were pioneers that came up with a new musical genre. What have your artists done? Recreated something done how many times? Nu-Metal is an excellent example of vocal and instrumental talent (excluding fred durst. He has no perceivable talent of which to speak, coming from a true nu-metal fan.) Its quite fun to listen to and it doesn't deserve the bashing and wrinkling of noses whenever its name is mentioned. I can guarantee that when you were you an angsty teen, you had a korn poster in your bedroom, or a copy of the slipknot debut in your room. The whole musical world respect Korn For ushering in a completely new genre, me personally, I think that that's worth something.

Gary: Did you listen to the korn self titled?
Sean: Yeah! I was headbangin in my sleep! Perfect example of nu-metal gone right!
Gary: don't listen to limp bizkit, they'll turn you right off of it. fred fuckin durst...
Sean: what a fuckin douchebag..

by clammyhxnds March 9, 2015