dildo mechanic 

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.

"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!

dildo mechanic by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

hoochin like Megan 

1. A girl who has a reputation for having sex with lots of men and occasionally women, who are known to be diseased and not sexalicious.

Sarah was hoochin like Megan in the law school, trying to find a rich man to gold dig off of.

hoochin like Megan by Hoochie Papa January 11, 2009

amish mechanic 

Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.

"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"

amish mechanic by ak-pete April 9, 2006

mechanabalism 

The act of eating engine parts, normally performed by a mechanic whilst performing routine maintenance on your car to ensure you will be back with further problems

My last service

mechanabalism by ralphy Suttle June 12, 2003

Mechanix Run 

The act of running with a slight slouch and both arms horizontally level with the shoulders changing to a downward 90 degree angle at the elbow and having each hand clenched.

Jim! do the mechanix run!

Mechanix Run by RazorsEdge709 April 14, 2008

mechanic's law 

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

mechanic's law by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

Meganormous

A portmanteau adjective, combining 'Mega' (1 million) and enormous, to emphasise the vast size of the object

Just wait until I finish dissecting this meganormous javascript file

Meganormous by alfonsobonzo June 2, 2010