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Matthew

That matthew is a fag
by Shmike188 February 22, 2019
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Matthew

You are such a Matthew
by IloveMatthew2 May 10, 2019
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Matthew

Where to start? Matthews are so indescribably wonderful that no definition does them justice. At first, Matthew may seem cold and standoffish but that is just because they are in deep thought, pondering how to make life amazing for those around him. And once you become part of his life, it will sure be more amazing than how it was before Matthew. But Matthews have a tendency to care more for other's than themselves, so take care of your Matthews! They are hardworking and loyal and above all trustworthy. You could trust a Matthew with your life and the only thing he'd want in return is to know you'd do the same for him. Matthews make great friends even though they may not be very social. Don't take your Matthew for granted though, because once you have wronged them, they will never forgive you. Respect the Matthew and he will respect you.

Most importantly, love your Matthews, and they will love you forever.
Staci: Wow, I never knew Matthew was such a catch! He is so quiet.
Jake: Yeah that dude deserves the best.
by Pianoace October 17, 2020
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matthew stafford

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.
She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.
by TomFree87 November 3, 2019
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Matthew

Small lad, very skinny, has small pp. Is lonely and drinks own piss for survival. Might survive without food for 7 hours.
That Matthew won't live to 20. He might live to 16.
by Epic Russian Boy 69, lad December 19, 2018
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Matthew Pierce

Dumbass who thinks he shit but really he aint. Wears glasses that look too big and is annoying af.
by blackniggerinthacity December 13, 2016
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Matthew

Is retarded, doesn't know anything , really tall, a dumbass pice of shit, annoying as fuck, is daddy loves giraffes
Matthew is retarded and annoying
by hola im smart June 20, 2019
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