quake master

(See 'Stephen Hawking')

Stephen Hawking is the fucking quake master.

by The Firgof April 14, 2006

master of bait

Someone who masturbates often. Usually used to make someone feel special about their little hobby, or when the whole group's referring to said person.

a)"I am truly the master of bait."

b)"You know Jeremy, he's the Master of Bait."

by keekee June 5, 2005

master queef

it is the main character in the game "Halo".

master queef shot the alien.

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009

Anti-masker

A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.

John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Master Baster

The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.

The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.

by Dr. Claw February 9, 2009

mix master

The person capable of mixing the best alcoholic drinks, even with a lack of ingredients. By combining even the most bizarre and unique beverages that would appear to be a terrible combination, the Mix Master impresses all by creating a delicious mixed drink suitable for almost anyone. Those who attempt a Mix Master Drink that are not of Mix Master Status often times fail misserably.

Caution: This drink should only be attempted under Mix Master supervision

by Mix Master C September 11, 2008

Dear Master

A humorous (but actually serious) story written about two gay men. It can be found various places online and has somewhat of a legend status.

"He adopted the most adorable submissive pose" qouted from Dear Master.

by Toee September 10, 2006