by Indacloudman May 14, 2018

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011

by Stevendp29 September 27, 2020

On The Load is a reference to the modern culture of downloading movies and other media free, usually through person to person programs, like torrent files. It is used to signify when someone has something currently downloading or plans to for a period of time.
Guy 1: Hey man, I just went through my movie collection, I don't have "Beavis and Butthead Do America!"
Guy 2: No worries man, I already have it on the load and it will be done in a couple days.
Guy 2: No worries man, I already have it on the load and it will be done in a couple days.
by Yawrood January 13, 2010

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight
by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

A combination of male and female love juices commonly left behind on a stainable after having sex on it.
by WVGrizMan69 September 10, 2016

by Kar_7 August 6, 2024
