The female version of a man's "Spank Bank". A "Spank Bank" is a list compiled by the spanker who he uses to visualize during his self pleasure sessions. When a women is ready for some alone time she'll go to her "Diddler's List" while she is diddling herself.
Example No. 1:
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.
Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.
Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
by Joseph Shirley February 2, 2008
Get the Diddler's List mug.This is a list of people who are so called "dirty". Dirty can be qualified as a multitude of qualities. For example a dirty person is someone that after you looked at them you want to go home and take a shower. You just don't want to be around them, and in many cases dirty people are also very annoying and tronish. I do not want to name names, but you know who is on it.
Steve asked me for my homework, but i did not give it to him because he is dirty and he would make the paper nasty.
I saw seth this morning, i just wanted to run into my house and take a shower because is so dirty.
I saw seth this morning, i just wanted to run into my house and take a shower because is so dirty.
by P-tone October 31, 2004
Get the dirty list mug.Short for Lost in Space Fan. A fan of the 1960s science fiction TV series Lost in Space.
This is also spelled as LISFAN, Lisfan, LIS fan, LISfan, LISFan, and so on.
This is also the name of the foremost fan magazine (or fanzine) for Lost in Space, which was published from 1981 to 1992. Lisfan is no longer published, but its publishing company Lisfan Press, will be coming out with new books in 2005.
This is also spelled as LISFAN, Lisfan, LIS fan, LISfan, LISFan, and so on.
This is also the name of the foremost fan magazine (or fanzine) for Lost in Space, which was published from 1981 to 1992. Lisfan is no longer published, but its publishing company Lisfan Press, will be coming out with new books in 2005.
He is a not a Star Trek fan, he is a LISfan.
by Flint Mitchell December 9, 2004
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by captain alan October 16, 2008
Get the lishbowl mug."That song is very Listentoable"
by Mr.Zuckerberg145 August 20, 2011
Get the Listentoable mug.A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.
Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"
William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"
Dan: "No I-"
William: "We fook all the time baby!"
William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"
Dan: "No I-"
William: "We fook all the time baby!"
by LocAsian November 2, 2011
Get the Listen Wool mug.The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.
"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."
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