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Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.
“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”
A dirty slut; One who insists on doing plenty of drugs, especially meth; Lauren is constantly being replaced with people that are way better than her in every aspect. Lauren fails at school and tries too hard to be something she's not. Shes a manic depressive, and is schizophrenic, so basically she is mentally unstable, and going insane. People should drop any friend they have named Lauren, before she influences you to do meth, like the meth head she is.
Girl 1: I fucking hate Lauren shes an ugly WHORE.
Girl 2: Ew, I know, and shes a massive meth head.
Girl 1: She should just disappear, no one likes her any way.
girl 2: I know.
Lauren by sexxyblondebitch June 29, 2011
a complete whore that hits on every single guy at school
she has stupid-ass eyes, and a jelly-belly
every girl hates her, and she has no girlfriends anymore
i wanted to punch lauren in the face once i heard that she told my boyfriend that she would fuck him if he didnt have a girlfriend

lauren is such a whore
Lauren by amwinkle June 16, 2011

Lauren Castro 

Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.
-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!

-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.
Lauren Castro by Kipper dog December 29, 2011
a delusional person who can’t accept that louis tomlinson and harry styles live separate lives
Person 1: Ugh I hate larries they are so annoying.
Person 2: Me too.

pulling a lauren 

The act of giving a guy a hand job.
"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"
pulling a lauren by lauren6996 March 3, 2014