Crying Johnny

Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.

"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."

by Bucko702 September 29, 2012

johnny rotten

a fart that leaves a lingering smell

dave (farts)
steve: fuck me dave, lay off the curry. that's a right johnny rotten

by mab7689 February 10, 2009

Johnny On The Spot

A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.

Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!

by Refinnej September 2, 2005

johnny bananas

A cast member on MTVs the challenge who has the most wins and the most money. Usually loves to form a strong alliance and stir the pot. Everyone even Jimmy Fallon loves him!

Hey who won the challenge on mtv last season? Oh it’s your boy Johnny Bananas!

by Cguyiscool November 29, 2017

clam the johnny

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.

After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."

by Dan Jewell March 30, 2005

to pull a johnny

to be arrogant. to think of oneself to be talented in ALL ways.

Ex. I am johnny. i love playing the guitar and thus, i am musical. (even though it is an obvious fact that he sucks.) I just pulled a johnny.

by hugs4thugs May 1, 2005

Johnny Depp

The only actor Tim Burton seems to have heard of.

Tim Burton: "Hmmm, I'm casting for a new film, now what actors are there...ah Johnny Depp yes of course!"

by Wordsmith01 June 23, 2010