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corporate jackal

A man, or woman, who ruthlessly hijacks or liberates an idea from a well-heeled, intelligent veteran professional. Jackals will liberate ideas moments after you have announced the idea, and somehow spin it to make it look like it was their's.
Mike: I think we should take information a few times a week and have people present their findings at our daily meeting.

Jim: Or, what we could do is at our daily meeting, have people present findings on information pertinent to our business.

Mike: Don't be such a fucking corporate jackal

Jim: Bye now.
corporate jackal by da ali g August 2, 2006
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Steamy Jack 

The act of masterbating while in the act of pooping.
"Last night i was horny, but i had to poop so i decided to do a Steamy Jack"
Steamy Jack by Brandon Dun. August 4, 2007

chai-jack 

Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.
"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."

"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
chai-jack by Songstress May 20, 2008

Jiggity Jack 

Verb to steal in an over the top or violent manner. Side-effects may include rape or marriage to Rob Schneider.
Person 1: What are you doing?!
*PUNCH*
Person 2: JIGGITY JACKED BITCH!

Person: The neigbour broke in and jiggity jacked my virginty and television.
Jiggity Jack by Kikas23 May 23, 2008

Six Jack 

A drinking game which entails simple drinking Jack Daniels until 6 am.
If you were to play Six Jack you might want to do Durrell's Mom.
Six Jack by raspberry DRANK February 3, 2010

Counter-jack 

To steal back your stuff plus the other persons belongings.
Henry put his camera down and got jacked. He ran after the theif and got his camera back and took the dudes bag and shoes. He straight counter-jack that guy.
Counter-jack by G2bME February 27, 2010

fantasy jack 

To masturbate (jack off) while fantasizing about doing it with a specific person.
Yeah... actually I have fantasy jacked her a couple times...
fantasy jack by so pro January 16, 2011