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Italian-American conspiracy theorists

Italian-American conspiracy theorists are doggedly preoccupied with fringe theories pertaining to the innocence of Chicago-area mafia killers who were nonetheless indicted, shown to be guilty of their crimes (well-beyond a reasonable doubt), and incarcerated. They often complain that said mafia killers got a "raw deal" because of "bad news" disseminated by "dry beefers."

Their theories are viewed with skepticism by normal people because they are rarely supported by any conclusive evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals, such as Mike Maseth, T. Markus Funk, Mitchell Mars Mitch Mars, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Charlie Hernandez.

Clear-headed individuals argue that Italian-American conspiracy theory, itself, goes well-beyond the boundaries of rational criticism when it becomes nonfalsifiable--such a theory is a closed system of ideas which explains away contradictory evidence by claiming that the conspirators themselves planted it.

Italian-American conspiracy theorists typically grew up in areas like Melrose Park, Elmwood Park, Galewood, Bridgeport, Cicero, and Berwyn. They regularly troll the Chicago Suntimes' mob threads.
The Suntimes mob blog is hilarious when all the Italian-American conspiracy theorists come crawling out of the wood work, crying foul.
by Davey Gagunga April 26, 2011
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Italians

Italians are only the people who live in Italy. Others are American, Argentinian,Brasilian etc..

Most of the definitions of Italians is given by Italian Americans here who don't know a flying fuck of Italy and most of them have not either 1\4 of italian ancestry. Infact , when i've been in Usa for holyday, there were a lot of Indians and middle easterns claiming they were from Italy and many dumb angloes believed that.
The olive skin or the all year tan, the wavy brown or black hair, and the brown eyes are things most Italian american have because they are not real Italians but mostly mutts as many americans are.

Italians from ITALY in winter are pale, unless they don't use artifcial tan, they don't give a fuck about John Gotty, Guidos and fettuccine Alfredo, all part of a Usa subculture, they don't eat the crap Italian american eat, they don't grease their hair, and everyone has not at all dark hair and brown eyes but even blonde and blue eyes.

What i mean is that you have to forget what Italian americans say about here, probably because many are not even 1\10 italians, never set foot in Italy and the wannabe wish to be Italians and depict us as they like most.

Btw many retards here would realize that Italians and Italians americans are 2 different things once in Italy. Unfortunately many Italians americans ruined the image of Italy all over the world, and not only them, even the idiot wannabes who claim to be Italians but aren't.

To the english guy above you can suck my balls you fucking rotten theet smelly engaylish. You are overhelmed by Pakistanis, you should worry about them you slimey retard.

italyitaliansreal italians are in italy not in UsarenaissanceIf a guy that looks like Paulie DJ tells he is italian don't believe him, he's a fake italian just like Snooki who is chilean
by Latinorum October 17, 2013
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italian sausage

to cut off a mans penis, stick it in his mouth, and soe his mouth shut
To torture him, we gave him an italian sausage
by Zerker Nick September 27, 2008
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Italian

A lame people that claim to be better than everyone else and switch around words. All of there foods are sauce, cheese, anf noodles or dough.
Germans are better.
Hey, pass the gravy for the spaghetti, will you?

Italians are lame.
by Hail Hitler? February 20, 2009
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Italian

1. People hailing from Italy, a European country on on the Mediterranean Sea.

2. People of Italian descent, generally boastful of their heritage and excessively aggressive although they really have no reason to be. Overly proud and arrogent,they presume themselves to be better than anyone else.
"Don't mess with me man, I'm Italian, you don't know what you're getting yourself into"

"But you were born in America, your Dad owns a resturaunt down the street. In fact I've never even seen you in a fight that you've won."

"So what? I'm Italian!"

"Remember what happened to the Italians in World War II? Your bragging rights are herby revoked."
by Lars368 May 3, 2009
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Italian

Someone who's born in Italy from Italian parents. All the others are just wannabe-Italians.

A Italian is usually someone who consider himself better than the others just because of his nationality, but that doesn't take into account the fact that he has really nothing to brag about his country, beside food and sport-cars (beautiful men and women can be found everywhere).
Usually a proud Italian is someone that never leaved his country.

Outside Italy, Italians are super-nationalists and feel themselves like part of a big family. In Italy, however, Italians are far from being a compact population. North, center and south-Italians despise each other, and sometimes they also loathe people coming from nearby cities due to small and insignificant cultural differences.

The Italian population is one of the most stereotyped in the world, although few stereotypes are actually true for the most.

An Italian is generally a terrible tourist, always bitching about the superiority of Italian food and refusing to know the local culture.

Italians usually suck when it comes to learn and speak foreign languages.
- I am Italian: my grandfather was born in Sicily. -
- So your grandfather was Italian. You are just a wannabe Italian, instead. -
by Ghaladh July 19, 2011
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Italian mafia

The Italian mafia, all 5 crime families are secretly running North Jersey.
by Petey Gonzalez February 23, 2009
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