italian

Football fanatic, sexist, homophobic, racist, nationalist, individualistic, etcetera.
But best cooking in the world.

...I'm not racist! I know my compatriots..

I'm italian, I don't care if the Parlament sucks, football is the most important thing in the universe... ever!!!

by Icantfindapseudonym November 26, 2013

The Italian Houdini

Picking up a girl in a bar using smooth Italian lines and charisma. Then you take her to a motel and make her pay half the hotel bill. Fucking her, and the blowing a load in her face after she gives you a blow job. Then, when she's in the bathroom, you grab your bottle of booze. Say you're going to get cigarettes and then vanish! Never to be seen again. Also called the Blow N Go!

"Hey bro! I met this hot chick last night and pulled The Italian Houdini!"

"Now way dude! That's badass!

by V Pak A.K.A Val Pak June 26, 2009

Italian Isolationist

Terrible nickname given to Kobe Bryant that is no where close to LeBron James nickname the "Akron Hammer" on any level.

Colin faile when he named Kobe Bryant the "Italian Isolationist"

by TsteelCity36 November 10, 2009

italian job

A special job where you take a huge rigotoni and put it on the dick, then pour sauce and SUCK. Very Very tasty

by The Master..........454- June 24, 2003

Italian banker

Fucking Doggie Style with the penetrator standing on his feet, knees bent, not kneeling. Common in anal sex. Requires that the penetrator be more athletic. Also the Reverse Italian Banker is wnen then penetrator is facing opposite the doggie sytle, however this position requires the person being fucked to have their knees next to the ears while laying on their back.

She was asking for a special deposit, so I did the Italian Banker on her ass before before giving her a creampie.

by wantinwnc October 26, 2007

fake italian

partly from their own egoless, view of the world. Basically an italian who is origionally from Greece or Turkey.

There is no such thing as a fake Italian, just fake people.

by christi May 18, 2004

Italian Welfare

Road construction. Italians are pretty much stuck doing a few jobs in this world due to their limited skills. These are stone cutting, grape stomping, and making spaghetti sauce. So the government awards Italians road construction contracts as a way to bring them into the middle class.

Anthony: Hey Pauly, you working at the gravy factory? (hand gesturing)

Pauly: Naw, I'm doin' da road thing. (more hand gesturing)

Sean: You mean Italian welfare, right?

Pauly: F*** you!! You want me to smash you wit this canoli? (lots of two hands gesturing)

by LDY January 4, 2008