When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 03, 2023
by Chris Pajak March 24, 2021
Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.
Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?
Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!
Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!
Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
by peksa January 30, 2024
by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022
by Professor_Resilience December 27, 2021
To be Will Beere-ed is to be hilariously tricked. Those who are Will Beere-ed are sexy, tall, strong, but also not the smartest.
by itscameron September 13, 2022
When someone in an anime/ show/ real life catches you off-guard by saying „sayonara“ and due to the trauma connected to this word by countless previous final goodbyes and „sayonaras“ (especially in animes), you take instant emotional damage and start cursing god and the universe.
Caution! Extremely triggering for the banana fish fandom.
Caution! Extremely triggering for the banana fish fandom.
„Sayonara, New York… America. … Ash.“
„DID YOU JUST SAYONARA ME“
„EVERYONE I JUST GOT SAYONARA-ED DONT TALK TO ME I NEED TO CALL MY THERAPIST“
„DID YOU JUST SAYONARA ME“
„EVERYONE I JUST GOT SAYONARA-ED DONT TALK TO ME I NEED TO CALL MY THERAPIST“
by ALotOfPatches November 22, 2021