When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails
by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019
Get the Toilet paper testmug. 
Get the cancer papermug. The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.
by Dewey July 10, 2004
Get the rock paper scissorsmug. Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
by Sima June 30, 2005
Get the Wet Paper Bagmug. 
When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.
by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
Get the Optional Toilet Papermug. A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.
A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....
by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014
Get the flapping the paper assholemug.