honey pot

best place to be for real estate appreciation, increase in value

I live in Colleyville. It's the honey pot of north Fort Worth.

by more to follow April 20, 2018

Hockey Mom

noun.
variations: Hockeymom

Complete opposite of a Soccermom. A Hockey mom takes only her kid to hockey practice and let the neighbor's kid walk because he is on the other team.

The Hockey mom uses the following tactics to ensure her kid plays well:

- big breakfasts consisting of a lot of cooked animals

- threatens to beat her kid if he does not score a goal (or lets a goal in, if the kid is a goalie)

- yells at her kid to score when at the game

- yells profanities at the other players

The Hockey mom usually drives a pickup truck and lives on a farm. She is a stay at home mom with a large family (usually 7 kids, 3 girls, 4 boys. All boys play hockey)

The Hockey mom carries these interesting traits:
- will cut off any SUV sporting a "IM A SOCCERMOM" bumper sticker
- usually has a chipped upper front tooth
- usually dirty blonde with long hair parted in the middle
- wears tight levi's jeans from ther high school days in the 80's
- listens to REO Speedwagon and Aerosmith
- Drinks vodka and rum and coke
- Married to a redneck farmer that she met in high school. He inherited the farm and his mom was also a hockey mom.

Totally opposite of Soccermom: See Soccermom

Johnny: Hey! Those two women are fighting!
Billy: That ain't no women, those are our moms!
Johnny: damn, dude, my mom just beat the shit out of your mom!
Billy: That's cause my mom is a Soccermom
Johnny: Yeah, and my mom is a Hockey mom
Billy (sobbing): yeah....

by billyVandory February 19, 2010

money honey

One of the ladies that host a show on CNBC, for example Maria Bartiromo.

Maria Bartiromo and Melissa Francis are two of the money honey's on CNBC

by SK19 May 11, 2006

honey nut cheerio

to ejaculate on the vagina of a female and then have a second female consume the cum that is on the vagina.

Yo man, Jessica and Elena gave me a honey nut cheerio last night.

by Haywoodjablowmi March 3, 2008

hockey

Best Sport in the world, perfected by the Detroit Red Wings and obviously Henrik Zetterberg

Bob: Want to go play the sweetest sport in the history of sports?
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!

by Mrs. Zetterberg April 13, 2009

Honeycomb

Release 3.5 of Google's Android.

Although Gingerbread is not yet available, Google is already working on Android 3.5.
No idea what it will look like, but it will be great!

Froyo and Gingerbread are said to perform great with a 1 Ghz processor but Honeycomb and Ice Cream for sure will need faster hardware.

A: Have you seen that Gingerbread demo?

B: Have you seen the Honeycomb demo?

A: Huh?

B: Dude, 3.5, get with the program!

by Milanifan October 18, 2010

Hockey Style

This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!

Sara wanted to do it, but she wasn't hot at all so I screwed her hockey style.

by Brian He July 20, 2008