Homie cheat

When you cheat on your homie.

Gundam said to me “homie cheat” izuru said, is that even a thing??

by Oumakichiiouma November 14, 2021

no mackin on the homies

a current cardinal rules of dating. serves to prevent potential drama and break ups within the friend group. so everyone stays ~homies~

bro you know the rules, no mackin on the homies. you know that didnt end well last time.

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

Homie hopper

Imagine a girl right, shes gotta take 5 pills a day just to keep her hair from falling out, and by senior year shes gonna have herpes from kissing every guy on the swim team, and she have lots of “guy friends” and she says she only likes you, until u find out shes telling other guys there cute behind ur back, Should’ve left when i had the chance ☠️, Congratulations u just ruined ur reputation maddy, uve now been promoted to HOMIE HOPPER 🥳🥳

Nigga tells me“ Dude shes a Homie hopper bro ” my dumbass said “no she aint,she’ll stop", Nigga said “dump her ass bro” my unintelligent ass said “ i cant”. (A week later) My homie tells me “ dude maddy called me cute” my Forgiveful ass askes maddy if its true, she says i don’t remember. My stupid ass forgives her( a week later) she wants to kiss, my retarted ass kisses her (Gets herpes), (an hour later maddy says “i dont think we can be friends anymore” my sped ass askes why maddy says “ i wanna be alone ig”( one day later ) my homie tells me “ dude maddy told me she likes me” My dumb, unintelligent, forgivefull, retarted, spedASS wasted 30 minutes making this - Hi maddy 👋

by Dumbass Nigga January 11, 2020

Fart Homie

Someone that you want to fart and chill with for life

You're my fart homie

by Xrparmy June 12, 2025

homie hoodie

a hoodie that a homie has given you because you need it

homie i need your hoodie
no problem here you go
thanks for the homie hoodie homie

by poggywoggydubdub August 14, 2022

homie hopper

a homie hopper is a lesbian named josie who likes to hop her way through friends. she is always on the move from one friend to another.

friend 1: have u heard of josie she has liked and gone for all my friends??
friend 2: oh no way me too whatta homie hopper

by queenielol August 9, 2022

Homie Dumper

Can’t decide which of you gets to go to the bathroom first? With the homie dumper you don’t have to worry about it. The homie dumper is a new innovative system where your friend sits on the toilet and takes a shit while you sit facing him, with your legs wrapped around him and shit through his legs into the toilet or the other way around. Never lose friends again over who gets the first shit!

“If you won’t let me use the bathroom first, let’s just take a homie dumper and be back out quicker!”

by Shitheadmaker November 12, 2017