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hippie dude

by My dad is a hippie January 30, 2021
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Hippie

that motherfucker that hates video games and Zoomers because the age of technology was rising rapidly
That hippie killed my friend because he was playing fortnite and watching tik tok all day
by Imagodsobeit_yt December 7, 2019
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Hippie

A joint, a blunt, a zoot, a jay. Ya digg?
Pass me the hippie bruh.
Call up the plug for some hippie
Why you hoggin the hippie?
by Nash_Sable May 27, 2019
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hippie/rave joy

the bubbly, ecstatic personality of a raver chick or hippie chick when blissfully lavishing her happiness; carelessly and liberally thrown to everyone who is there when her excitement commandeers the conversation :D
OMG it's Courtney, she always is so happy I don't get it! she is always aloof and never has a bad day it seems she's in her own world, stay happy Courtney, stay happy you hippie/rave joy girl!
by LITERALLYcouldEVEN August 24, 2021
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HIPPIES

Also known as Highly Intelligent People who Participate in Every Strip club.

These are the elite members of the society and they are very much woke. Spending a day with them is risky, they might be really shy at first but as soon as you get to know them you might want to rethink your decisions. This group has five (5) members and they're very diverse in all categories but besides that... they really do be vibing.

They also sing a lot...
ex:
Person 1: So what's gud dawg?
Person 2: I met the HIPPIES.
Person 1: Ah well shit, c'mon I'll get you some ice cream.

Person 1: Can the HIPPIES stop singing???
Person 2: They must be high again...
by fresh_prince_of_pp May 20, 2020
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Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.
Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.
by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021
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Hippy

A way to tell your friend your the imposter without announcing it to the whole group
Dude, hippy watch out.
by Kale Bee November 14, 2020
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