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hard listener

when you tell someone something, they acknowledge they hear you, and don’t do it or do the opposite. it’s not that they don’t care or hate you, you just can’t get your point across to them so you have to dumb it down.
Jack and rock are hard listeners. what does that mean? they’re fucking dumb
by lmao_adam July 13, 2021
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hard shinzo

(n)

1. Any object that is abnormally hardcore or simply majestic in every way imaginable.
2. Any person that can be described with the aforementioned adjectives.
3. A tag that defines many of the maps in Halo Reach. This does not coincide with the first meaning however; this is a tag that simply means that the map exists and is played by many people.

(adj)

1. A word to describe the hardest of hardcore things.

{note: using the superlative forms of hard, i.e. harder, hardest, one can amplify the amount of hard shinzo used to modify the word they so choose}
1. Mark: "By golly, this pizza that I am placing into my face is very god-tier."
Bob: "Incorrect, my good friend. I am afraid that the pizza that we are now both placing into our faces is not god-tier, but hard shinzo."
Mark: "The hardest."

2. n00b: "lolololol chuck norris is sooooo ritechuss."
Guy with Sense: "I whole-heartedly disagree. Although Chuck Norris seems to be 'righteous', it is in fact a clever ruse. Everyone knows that Andrew Jackson, seventh president of the United States, is more hard shinzo than Chuck Norris ever could be." (note the usage as an adjective in this example)

3. Clever XBOX Live Vagrant: "It appears that this map is very widely downloaded. I will simply put this tag here and hope that everybody laughs at my cleverly placed joke. laugh."
by CountGlenn March 17, 2011
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Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.
"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"
by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020
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Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.
Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat
by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018
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Hard spooning

The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them
Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!
by ToxicVideo September 29, 2017
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hard flicks

pictures of you, your friends, or anything that are 10/10 and go absolutely crazy
“bro these are some hard flicks”
last night i took some hard flicks with the boys
by jrod1003 April 16, 2022
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Hard Demon

A hard demon is a very hard difficulty term in a 2D square game called Geometry Dash.
You often need at least 5 rounds in practice mode to complete it, but it's often better to do runs from for example 50 - 100 so that you can beat it faster.
It feels like an extreme demon on 60Hz but if you're at higher frame rates it will feel like an insane 8*
I beat Forest Temple today on 60Hz, I know it's a Hard Demon but it felt like an EXTEME DEMON!

I have beaten 20 Hard Demons as of today, but it's way too less to call myself a legendary player.
by Daadir May 29, 2023
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