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fortnite hairy ball porn 

jackson: hey fred can we go on your computer and watch fortnite hairy ball porn in hd quality?
fred: what the fuck

Playing the hairy bongos 

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .
"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.
James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe 

a toe full with warts, all yellow toenails and long long black hairstrands sticking up. Ugly, makes you almost thro up and cry
*'**** looks worst than hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits 

juicy hairy hairy tits that contain milk and go badoinkadonk
have you seen that guy who goes OO EE OO AA AA?

yes, I heard he has juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits

go suck a hairy one 

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.
Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.