A particularly lewd sex act:
Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style
Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes
Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style
Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes
by theoriginalsteevio July 15, 2021
Get the hairy koreanmug. Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.
by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016
Get the Hairy 2 yr oldmug. A term used to describe the effect on many unfortunate men of woman's greatest weapon. A weapon shamelessly wielded by a certain type of woman, effectively more often than not, to wickedly get her own way and reduce men to pathetic approximations of what they once were. The first sign of it's effect is typically when a male goes missing from weekly boys nights, card games, fishing trips and the like. More serious effects may even extend to a woman gaining access to such things as a closed male only WhatsApp group with understandly disastrous consequences.
Conversation over a beer:
Dude 1: What's happened to Joe? Haven't seen him for donkeys.
Dude 2: the dopey cunts fucked. He's shacked up with some ranga scrag who's been riding him to within an inch of his life. He's had a lengthy dry spell up to now so you can't blame him for dipping the wick but she's mad as a cut snake and won't let the poor fucker take so much as a piss without written permission. He'll wise up soon enough once he gets a decent look at her melon in the sunlight but for now he's well and truly caught in the hairy noose. I'd give him a month and we'll see him back. He loves the suds.
Dude 1: What's happened to Joe? Haven't seen him for donkeys.
Dude 2: the dopey cunts fucked. He's shacked up with some ranga scrag who's been riding him to within an inch of his life. He's had a lengthy dry spell up to now so you can't blame him for dipping the wick but she's mad as a cut snake and won't let the poor fucker take so much as a piss without written permission. He'll wise up soon enough once he gets a decent look at her melon in the sunlight but for now he's well and truly caught in the hairy noose. I'd give him a month and we'll see him back. He loves the suds.
by SqueezyKneezy April 17, 2019
Get the Hairy Noosemug. by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014
Get the Hairy Snowmanmug. When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.
by Illumicunti February 12, 2018
Get the Bloody Hairymug. The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.
by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016
Get the Hairy Panicmug. Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.
Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.
Ex):
Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”
Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”
Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
Ex):
Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”
Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”
Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
by Shley May 29, 2019
Get the White Hairy Buffalomug.