Bunga Hair

Very thick, curly, frizzy, massively tangled up hair that resembles a Brillo pad or steel wool..the kind of hair that no one wants and will go to just about any extreme to change it. Humidity is it's worst enemy as it makes it frizz upward and sideways.

Steve: Hey Matt, look!! There goes that chic with the Bunga Hair...
Matt: Ahhhhh, man...what a mess, do you think she has crows nesting in it?
Steve: I thought I saw a crow eating a snake but it was actually a rat eating an eggplant...
Matt: Wow...that's some really Bunga Hair!!

by Jazzi Black February 24, 2012

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hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

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Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

by ilikefrenchies May 24, 2011

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Hair Dryer

The Act of Farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad

"Dude she was licking my ass and I so gave her a hair dryer!"

by TaCo and Sweet Ass October 28, 2005

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Hair Furor

Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.

Hair Furor DonnyJohn Trumpolini thinks giving SNAP recipients dried, canned and other "shelf stable" food is better than the current setup that allows them to go the store buy food.

by MVCatdaddy February 13, 2018

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