Fried Hair

When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.

Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!

by emofailure July 9, 2016

Breakfast Hair

The smell your hair gets after cooking breakfast. Especially bacon.

After cooking breakfast this morning, the smell still lingered and followed me everywhere. Little did I know, I had breakfast hair.

by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie September 4, 2010

Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011

Hair Dryer

The Act of Farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad

"Dude she was licking my ass and I so gave her a hair dryer!"

by TaCo and Sweet Ass October 28, 2005

Hair Furor

Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.

Hair Furor DonnyJohn Trumpolini thinks giving SNAP recipients dried, canned and other "shelf stable" food is better than the current setup that allows them to go the store buy food.

by MVCatdaddy February 16, 2018

chowder hair

hair inbetween your balls and ass

i gave her chowder hair soup.

by Jaysonic May 24, 2008

Hair kink

The act of enjoying hair on sexual body parts during intercourse.

Jessica has a hair kink for Jeremy.

by Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 21, 2016