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Land-grab

Ope! Hey! See it!? He admits it!

Hym "Yep. See? It's a Land-grab. 'WeLl ClEaRlY tHe OnLy WaY fOr Us To Be SaFe Is FoR iSrAeL tO jUsT tAkE aLl Of ThE lAnD wE wAnTeD aLl AlOnG!' Yeah! CLEARLY! That's fucking hilarious! Hate to break it to you Jews but they don't give a fuck about any decapitated babies. They aren't trying to aviod civilian casualties. They found an excuse to get rid of all the brown people so they can take their land. THE 'GAS RICH' LAND THAT THEY LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWING THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM (BY THE WAY). RIGHT!? Because Palestine has SOME KIND of natural gas resources there that THEY COULD BE USING RIGHT NOW... but CAN'T because of an Israeli blockade that prevents trade... And it's hilarious because people are LITERALLY doing to ME a small-scale version of what they're doing to Palestine! I WONDER WHY I'M BLACKLISTED GUYS!? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!? DID WE FIND AN M.O.!? The Palestinians are GAS RICH, their quality of life could improve overnight, but the Jews are just too important, and the Palestinians are just too dangerous! So, they set up an open air prison and subjugate them until they have an excuse to go in, take all of the resources that SHOULD BELONG TO THE PALESTINIANS, and take them for themselves under the auspices for 'keeping themselves safe.' This is not about safety. This is not about morality (The Jews and Christians literally worship and evil God so it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to be "Moral").
It's about resources and wealth and controlling who has them. Because if you control who has all the wealth... You can then turn around an say 'Well I have all the wealth because I have the bestest most extra special values and NOT because I prevent people who don't share my values from gaining wealth by any means necessary 😉😉 (Up to and including stealing, murder, enslavement, subjugation, lying)' So, they're going to swoop in, steal all of the gas, enrich themselves, and what happens to the Palestinians? Doesn't matter! They weren't chosen by God. The 'fabric of the universe' (as Jordan likes to put it) made them unable to use the gas that would make them rich. I TOLD you motherfuckers it was a land-grab! Am I going to get credit? I doubt it! I doubt it. Why? 'YoU sAy MeAn ThInGs AbOuT wOmEnS aNd ReTaRds, HyM!' But do YOU MOTHERFUCKERS say mean things about me!? *cricket noises* HUH!? What's that!? Yeah, that's what I thought..."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Ab-Grab

When a girl awkwardly rests her hand on a man's abs, chest or stomach while taking a photo. The ab grab is usually performed at high school dance picture-parties, but can also be used to show romantic ties to a boy in any photographed scenario.
Omg. Did you see Sarah ab-grabbing Chad in her last Instagram post? She totally wants to get that.
by bails November 13, 2018
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gotta grab that ass

When a guy has a sexual crush on girl And really does
joe: hey samamtha your lookin hot

Samantha: thanks "blush"

Joe: gotta grab that ass
Samantha: "blush"
Witness: yep, he likes her sexually
by Bowbow queen August 19, 2017
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Alligator Grab

When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.
I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.
by Half shaft October 31, 2018
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National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine
Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day
by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019
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grab mag

something with diabets1 and 2 and u can burn anyone with it
guy1 boi u look like a grab mag

guy2 y u so mean
guy3 cuss he fucked ur mom
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National Grab Dick Day

October 3rd... The perfect day to grab your mans dick without being judged. Do it any time anywhere
by Jml02 October 2, 2018
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