National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

Grabbed

Slang to mention the closeness of two people

Did you see Layla and Jeremy, they’re so grabbed.

by angelbeth April 18, 2021

Thigh grab month

During the month of April you can grab/ Fuck/ ect to any girl or guys thighs.

Guy-*grips girls thigh* thigh grab month!
Gurl- *roles eyes and smiles* oh fine.

by Kissy face •3• April 23, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022

PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB

SPRITE AND FAG PUMP will do it.

GRAB | BRAG | BARG|GARB

The only way to get ANAL ALAN TO CUM TO AMAZON.

Tonight IS the two hour MANDATORY SHIT-EATING.

Look the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB will do it as you gotta show the INFANT'S BARE BUTT and lift her high in the air facing MY FACE says the J00 FAG SHITEATER PEDOPHILE and that is for real as third time is a CHARM.

One for the 82 year old GRATEFUL DEAD TRIBUTE. and 1 hour for the INFANT BABY LIFT tonight ASS FACING ME as the whole thing is the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB because BABY ASSH0LE always takes precedence.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 5, 2022

Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

by Kylzam June 11, 2022

National grab boobs day

YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.

Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)

some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

by Stupid_child June 16, 2022