Flooner

A modern device that can do anything.

"My Flooner does everything."

by Gwillius December 10, 2025

boiling flowers in the wing

An exclamation to notify someone that they have done something really stupid

If something has done something truly stupid and uncalled for, like setting a church with people inside on fire, you'd say.
"OH MAH GAWD, FREDDY! DARN IT, THAT'S LIKE BOILING FLOWERS IN THE WING!"

by bridget February 6, 2004

buying flowers

a code name used by girls and among girls as a term for 'losing one's virginity'

Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???

by eeeeek!!:D December 7, 2009

potty flower

The whole of a girls lower private buttidity: both the pee flower (vagina) and the diarrhea release button up beneath her butty: the one flower that they holy totally deprivacize pulling their pants down and sitting it holy totally perverted amusingly bare down onto that magic heavenly chair.

girl: I just love my potty flower so much. It's so beautiful and nourishing and I just get so excited when I deprivacize it to sit it naked on that magical miraculous heavenly chair to do my potty, yet even though my pantsies are down with my potty flower naked I still have all my clothes on just like I do when I'm out there in the world with all the other strangers.

by skankyelectricguy1 August 6, 2010

couch flower

a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online

that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!

by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010

fucking flowers

when a fairy comes and fucks the flower and thn the world explodes

haay look at that "fucking flowers"!!

by gabbadABBA October 14, 2011

sacred flower

The buds of the cannabis plant. When used properly, grants insight and joy.

Come on, charge that vape and let's smoke that sacred flower.

by Chocolate Vape Juice Fund September 25, 2011