smoked sausage fest

Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.

I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.

by Bazly January 1, 2010

sausage fest

A party where there's a lot of really hot cock... the kind of atmosphere that makes you feel very horny.

Hey, dude, this is a great party. I haven't been to a sausage fest like this in a long time!

by skedge March 27, 2003

fest

to be totally awesome and righteous

that video games is the fest

by ninjoah August 20, 2006

meat fest

when a bunch of guyz play with themselves in a circle

jordan: woah alex look over there a meat fest!
alex: u wana join? oh wait is that Josh and roger?
jordan: of course it is!

by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007

Uncle Fester

A sex act in which, while doing someone anally, you suddenly pull out and insert a lightbulb into their asshole.

Dude, I totally gave that chick an Uncle Fester. You should've seen her ass light up!

by SubSpecies23 April 23, 2006

fest

The state of mind after bunning massive amounts of good South FLA Bip.

(After stepping out of whip)Yo so, I am Fest!

by Sizzle & Big Doc October 20, 2003

dweeble fester

A complete and total fucking IDIOT! ie;Daniel Curry(fucktard)

look at that dweeble fester,using a coat hanger to scrape her uterus!

by maj November 4, 2004