Feet Geek

A person who is obsessed with feet.

Me: Mike, I gotta be honest. I'm a feet geek. I love Avril Lavigne.

by Somewhat Schizo April 23, 2023

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Feet Fungus

Feet Fungus is a new Gen Z term to identify a person with autism and down syndrome.

guy 1- Man he's acting crazy.
guy 2- no shit he has Feet Fungus

by the most smart person February 19, 2024

Ogar Feet

Feet with nasty toes, and has an exposed blister, and second toe is pigger than your big toe.

Brother: Ewwww puthem shoes back on!!!! You got ogar feet
Sister: no i dont

by Angie Williams April 12, 2010

liquor store feet

When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.

Ewww! You have fucking liquor store feet! Go shower bitch!

by FresnoGuy November 3, 2015

Frusted feet

When you have the sudden urge to stick your feet in fire

Man and family are watching a movie and have a fire place
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire

Woman: what’s wrong

Man: I just got frusted feet

by Fred rickety June 5, 2018

Ball Kicking Feet

A person who has feet that look like they were made to kick men’s balls. They’re hot enough that a man would willingly let you kick him in the nuts.

Jake: I’m really into ballbusting actually

Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?

Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?

Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!

by Bust More Balls June 10, 2024