a man with small crusty lips and looks at people like he is constipated #fannylife #fanny4ever #heisabushyfanny
by fannylifexxxxlover March 27, 2021

worn for one of two reasons
1) because it's part of basic festival girl uniform
2) to hold year 9 boy's vapes when they threaten to beat up the local girl guides
1) because it's part of basic festival girl uniform
2) to hold year 9 boy's vapes when they threaten to beat up the local girl guides
by oh hell November 18, 2019

by drboi September 13, 2023

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.
by m0thra April 30, 2023

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".
by anoneomas March 22, 2019

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.
by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023

To gape another's butthole wide enough to insert your scrotum which in turn the receiver will squeeze their sphincter muscles to massage your genitals.
by Beefnewtons April 13, 2024
