Creep face

A creepy face you pull when you gate crash a photo to freak the hell of a person. The facial expression is usually representative of a serial killer or someone who's preys on the weak.

Yo Jez you just creep faced the fuck outta that photo!

by R.G.C.J December 30, 2013

the "shit" face

the awful churn of your face (and stomach) when you walk into a bathroom stall of a crowded bathroom right after the stall user before you's lunch was from an undercooked chinese place...
-or the look on your face after realizing the Chinese food was undercooked, and now passing its way down your esophogus :)

"Dude, it was awful I went into the Walmart bathroom today and was lucky to finally get a stall, but I didn't realize how unlucky I was. Man I almost lost my lunch after smelling that women's stomach contents. you shoulda seen the "shit" face.

by female:mbrown December 22, 2008

Dennis Faced

to be high beyond belief

" Dude, i was totally Dennis faced last night "

by Marquee 34683 February 11, 2010

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015

torn faced

person who is grumpy or moody

pete is a torn faced twat

by Gogsyboy April 2, 2008

Popsicle Face

1. The smile of a small child when they are given a popsicle for no reason.

2. Smiling because you know you're about to get into trouble.

Dan said I had a popsicle face when the copier sales girl was flirting with me.

by Bo Dizzle August 21, 2007

face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet

Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.

by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012