by Becauseisaidso December 04, 2014
by Chad r September 11, 2005
The level of drunkeness just above Rugby-League-drunk and immediately below Joseph-Fritzl-drunk.
A level of alcoholism that instills in an individual the will to cause reckless damage to nearby people and artefacts while maintaining an immense level of arrogance.
A level of alcoholism that instills in an individual the will to cause reckless damage to nearby people and artefacts while maintaining an immense level of arrogance.
by SickTitties September 08, 2010
usually involves coming home alone after a heavy night drinking and masturbating over a good looking guy you added to the wank bank while out drinking and then mid-wank losing feeling in your legs and trundling over the coffee table, face first into french window, cock in hand with Chinese take away everywhere!
by drunk wanker November 03, 2011
(v.) The act of being drunk on a Thursday, commonly called the "three day weekend" calling in sick to work with a "Friday hangover" is a common side effect of the Thursday drunk.
". . . hello? Yeah i can't (burp) come in to (hiccup) work today (dry heave) thuuuuursssdaaaay drruuuuuuuunnnnn(ends in vomiting)"
thursday drunk
thursday drunk
by Broseph v2.0 August 16, 2008
One of the most idiotic ways to kill yourself or others. Something nobody should ever do. Could be corresponded with distracted driving.
“Hey, sorry to hear about your mom. Can I ask what happened?”
“Thank you, some dumb bitch was drunk driving after a concert and crossed the center line and my mom died in a head on collision.”
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Why did she have to drink and drive? Doesn’t she realize that it affects other people?”
“Thank you, some dumb bitch was drunk driving after a concert and crossed the center line and my mom died in a head on collision.”
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Why did she have to drink and drive? Doesn’t she realize that it affects other people?”
by WildWolfBabe December 30, 2019
1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.
After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.
by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011