n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.
See also Ann Coulter.
See also Ann Coulter.
She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.
by a Feminist June 19, 2009
Get the douche maidmug. An acceptionally aggressive douche. Especially relating to an individual who does things like fall asleep during a conversation or game and explicitly does the opposite of what he/she is told.
Damn, that dude Terry is a feral douche. He went ahead and slapped that midget right after I told him the midget was on our side.
by pdiddy_l33t February 4, 2010
Get the Feral Douchemug. Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.
Also: Most politicians.
Also: Most politicians.
Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.
by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009
Get the Douche Warriormug. A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011
Get the douche bagginsmug. When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?
by horn avenue June 24, 2010
Get the douche notesmug. A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.
-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.
by Johnny G-man December 13, 2010
Get the Douche-Falconmug. a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche
example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!
example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!
example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!
by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011
Get the douche bucketmug.