Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand

Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!

by DutDut79 May 1, 2019

Donkey Xote

That donkey who saved everyone from the evil douchebags. Lives on the whiteboard. Was slain by Meesto Blake maybe idk. I will avenge him

Donkey Xote is my boifriend when we build sandcastles.

by Ouagadougou May 8, 2019

Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters

I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.

by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019

canal donkey

A large fish of the carp variety; grass carp, bullhead carp: which over populate freshwater habitats.
A dirty bottom feeding fish other than a catfish.

A dude who swims in canals

Damn, I was tryna catch a big ol' catfish. but snagged up a canal donkey instead.

Jim always swimming in dem canals, he be a canal donkey.

by eed-tera August 5, 2019

milk donkey

When a girl milks her nipples while lactating. into their partners butthole

Last night, Jennifer did the milk donkey on me and now I can't stop squirting milk out of my ass

by Peyton mark taylor December 26, 2017

okie donkey

what auto correct corrects “okie dokie” to

person 1. “hey i’ll be home in a little okay??”
person 2. “okie donkey!”
person 2. “i meant okie DOKIE. damn do i hate auto correct”

by wow i h8 my life April 22, 2018

Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.

"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017