dirty guacamole

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around

Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

by PeanutButterCumDumpster August 3, 2019

dirty Giacomo

The act of sexualize pizza while making it and preparing it
Derives from an italian name because is an italian kink.

"this pizza is so good I would put my wiener in It"
"Oh no you are such a dirty Giacomo!!"

Or

"This pizza is so beautiful I would fuck It , Sorry if Is a dirty Giacomo thing"

by Squareroot07 July 16, 2021

Dirty Fozzie

When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.

Dude, this chick loves her throat filled, she gave me a Dirty Fozzie and went cross eyed.

by Horrendarse December 30, 2020

Dirty Bond

When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.

Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.

Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!

Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.

by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023

Dirty Peruvian

Hey dirty Peruvian is when a woman farts cocaine up your nose

The hooker had a pile of cocaine on her butthole and farted it up into my nose giving me a dirty Peruvian

by BigdaddD April 29, 2021

Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.

Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.

by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021

Dirty turnip

A name for the Australian five dollar note

Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!

by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011