Dirty Bond

When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.

Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.

Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!

Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.

by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023

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Dirty Dosanjh

When your hitting from the back and spit in her asshole and it blinks and you wink at it to assert dominance.

Damn bro I gave that stupid stinky whore the biggest dirty dosanjh ever. She’s in rehab now.

by Dirty David Lewis April 20, 2023

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Dirty William

When a guy cums in a girls mouth after aggressive oral then a 1-2 minute makeout session then he eats her out

Guy 1: I want her do do a Dirty William

Guy 2: make sure to hit the gspot

by Shlong licker December 5, 2020

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dirty percy

Percy the finest dude around with the biggest cock

Girl 1: Oi have you seen dirty Percy?

Girl 2: Yup have you seen it?
Girl 1: Yup

by Girl0712 November 2, 2020

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Dirty Fozzie

When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.

Dude, this chick loves her throat filled, she gave me a Dirty Fozzie and went cross eyed.

by Horrendarse December 30, 2020

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