death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

Death

The sweet relief. The savior, and every emo's dream.

Oh yes the sweet relief of death

by Emo turkey fish thing June 6, 2017

deathbed sex

sex that's so good, it flashes before your eyes on your deathbed.

OMG, you've had sex! And not only sex, but deathbed sex!

by £1f July 7, 2017

Death

Best cure for life.

Dude death is the best cure ever!

by Katlion October 24, 2017

Death

The best thing that could possibly happen. The end to an endless void of a Jake Paulers.

My death was happy.

by ILikeMenNoHomo June 2, 2018

death

The thing that happens to you when your laptop dies in the middle of an essay.

And just as his laptop shut down, Jack felt like death had just come to her.
(wow that was a bad sentence)

by darfenshmartz May 9, 2018

Death

It is what we all live for. WE LIVE TO DIE.

Existential crisis yet?

Oh boy I cant wait for death!

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018