When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017
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Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
by Mysticsword958 January 16, 2018
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When someone goes on two dates and then ceases contact with their date for the entirety of their earthly life (or you stop dating them after two dates). A play on the cultural expression "ding dong ditch".
by ImagePampererMoribundMurdoch May 6, 2018
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by Wisest Sage July 9, 2018
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by money556hygkd September 23, 2019
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fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance
by Krkič January 25, 2020
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At least they are not sex definitions
At least they are not sex definitions
Date definitions be like
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all
And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all
And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 18, 2019
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