white skin disease

A syndrome characterized primarily by a lack of melanin in the epidermis, symptoms may include a deficiencies in athleticism, particularly concerning basketball.

Bill Gates suffers from white skin disease.

by jesse wboothe February 3, 2006

Chinese Disease

A girl under the age of 18. (actually anyone under 18); Minor in the U.S. When informing another unknowing person that the girl they are peeping is under age you tell them, "she's tu yong" aka too young, with a Chinese accent to make this sometimes awkard moment funny yet surreal. Having sexual relations with a young girl is illegal and get you thrown in jail, you caught the Chinese Disease.

Pancho: Whatcha lookin at dude?
Theodore: Dat chick over there, man she's fine.
Pancho: Hey, she's got that Chinese Disease, better stay away.
Theodore: What is that, is she from China?
Pancho: No, homeboy she's tu yong.

by Diggidy Dogg May 31, 2010

disease

Whiners, people who scrounge off the welfare state, other socialists and commies, gormless anarchists, woolly liberals, human rights campaigners, people who play the race card, militant atheists, educated aristocrat playboys, union workers, animal rights activists, arable farming religious nuts or anyone else who contributes nothing to the furtherment of the human species.

Not all the idiots are leftists, but most of them are, which explains why they're still poor.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

CRS Disease

Can't Remember Shit Disease

His memory is like his pecker, they're both kinda short and dripping gonorrhea. (AKA, CRS Disease)

by Captain Cripsta January 5, 2010

Bomar Disease

A disease that 50% of women carry that has laid dormant for over 2,000 years. Just recently in 2004 the first transmission from women to male was documented. The disease gets into the males genital region creating a rash with purple spots that sometimes contain puss. The disease is very harmful and caution must be taken. Some cases have resulted in the penis "falling off" or a mental state where the male believes such has happened.

Sally, unknowingly, gave Brad Bomar Disease and now Brad's doctor says he needs surgery for his genitals.

by D-Money September 30, 2005

White Man's Disease

A term that's been in use in sports for several decades indicating a person that can't jump high.

It's especially used in basketball, using the stereotype that white people can't jump

That guy's 6'5'' and he can't even hit rim.. Man, he's got a terrible case of White Man's Disease...

by Rodney J. Sanders June 16, 2010

Mebanes Disease

A common STD causing facial skin flakeage.

Allison's Mebanes began to flair up causing her chin to look ashy.

by Krunch May 8, 2005