do the needful

Masturbating

Let me keep this ticket open until I do the needful

by needful doer February 09, 2018

Do Work

To get shit done, not fuck around, always be on point.

You gotta do work.

by acidrain420 July 15, 2011

what it do

what's crackin, what's the deal, what's up - made popular in Oakland,CA

1: What it do folks?
2: Nothin

by that dozen May 01, 2005

Doing the Cocomo

phrase. Infinitive: To cocomo, Past: Cocomo'ed

To perform oral sex on a female who is menstruating with a tampon by focusing exclusively on the clitoris.

A cleaned up up version of the red beard

The Key: "It's actually not really gross at all.

Now, you obviously can't get into it like you would normally, but you can still get her off just fine."

As defined by the citizens of the best LSU website, Tigerdroppings.

Big Syl was wearing a tampon, but he still managed to get her off by DOING THE COCOMO.

by Karmapolice March 28, 2007

doing the dew

(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse.

Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"

Past tense: Did the dew

Future tense: Do the dew

With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.

by Jerrodimus Prime December 16, 2004

Doing a Jew

I. 'Doing a Jew' is the term used when a jew, or indeed a non-jew trys to get a good deal and save money when buying an item.

II. 'Doing a Jew' can also be used for someone who complains lots about minor inconveniences.

Matt: 'Ahh, my allergiey medicine is too expensive, do you have any coupons?'
Sam: 'stop doing a jew'

by LFA January 03, 2010

JOS-DOS

N. A fool proof hangover cure, especially after a long night of hard drinking. An acronym for Jack Off, Shower, Dry Off, Sleep.

I woke up feeling like a bag of smashed assholes so I decided the only cure was a good JOS-DOS.

by whiskey stealer August 15, 2011