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Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.
He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return
“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked
by yuhhsiya April 18, 2024
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cooked

The word could either be used as an adjective to describe someone who is in a bad situation when dating or as a verb to say that you have created something of value, something worth seeing.
1. As an adjective:
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.

2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.
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Cooking

A slang term for sorting issues related to eCTD's (Electronic Common Technical Document)
She is cooking this eCTD
by Legendofgod9944rt6ghscrg March 12, 2024
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Cooking sac

Cooking sac is another way to say that you’re really high (most commonly in reference to marijuana)
This bud has got me cooking..

what are you cooking bro?

I’m cooking sac man.
by DolphDingler April 19, 2023
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Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
by VinceVegas January 24, 2020
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Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025
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