cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return

“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked”

by yuhhsiya April 18, 2024

Spirit Cooking

WITH A SHARP KNIFE CUT DEEPLY INTO THE MIDDLE FINGER OF THE LEFT HAND
EAT THE PAIN

"Dear Tony,

I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?

All my love,
Marina"

by grassfornerds July 12, 2025

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

Now we’re cooking with spruce!

Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid

Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!

by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025

cooked

"cooked" has many meanings. One can be used for when you did something great or well and the other can be used when something bad or not expected happens.

"You cooked last night in your basketball game"

"You forgot to turn in your final essay, you're cooked"

by caprithebandit September 9, 2025

Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.

Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!

by MXfanatic October 8, 2020