Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

Crown Cock

The result of consuming a plethora of Crown Royal & cokes, a porn star like ability to remain erect indefinitley without being able to ejaculate.

Dude I fucked that girl like a porn star for an hour and half, and thanks to the crown cock I never did cum. She did call me back every day for a week though.

by The nasty one November 6, 2007

Cock Wan

After the UK celebrity stylist Gok Wan. Someone who praises women's clothes and hair to simply to get into their underwear.

Dude, listen to him saying he likes that girls hair. He just wants to bone her. He's a real Cock Wan.

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Spider Cock

Something to say in a group chat or group text to spark a conversation when everyone is inactive.

Cinder: Hey... Spider Cock
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...

by !Nudda Budda November 3, 2020

my cock

Looooong

My cock is long

by Binadicked cumberbach May 1, 2016

cock-squats

A sexual position where a person squats onto a cock with their feet planted firmly on the ground and proceeds to lift themselves up and down using solely leg power. So named because of the visual similarity to the excercise - squats. This position works best if the man (who's lying on his back) doesn't move too much. Let the cock squater do all the work.

Wow, that dancer has real strong legs...I bet she'd be great at cock-squats.

by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005

Cock Chestnar

One of the many nicknames for the UFC fighter/former WWE Superstar known as Brock Lesnar. This one having to do with the phallic tatoo on his chest.

Yo, wtf is that on Brock's chest?...Dude, it's Cock Chestnar!

by BrBBQ4life July 13, 2010