Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

bop on the clock

suck dick for a living. 'bop' like the head motion of sucking dick, "on the clock" referring to working and getting paid for it.

Chick #1: "Lissa hooks up with everyone. All she freaking does is blow guys all day"
Chick #2: "Hell yea! She bop on the clock, ya feel me?"

by Harijuku Barbie December 30, 2013

Clock it

1. to notice, observe, or call out a hidden truth, motive, or something significant, often playfully

Body tea, body matter.
Clock it🤏

by PonasJonas October 26, 2025

clock-down

clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.

you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.

"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)

by chargingport August 6, 2023

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

clock that tea

used when a person bluntly brings a topic or situation to attention

"clock that tea"

person: "pink friday 2 was a flop"

other person: "clock that tea!!"

by internet slang: a guide December 16, 2024

11 o clock

When it’s past 11 o clock Michael whips out his cock.

oh no it’s past 11 o clock! Michael is going to rape me!

by Gibby boy February 28, 2023