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Port Charlotte

Ethel: Did you hear Martha died last night?

Gloria: No, I didnt.

Ethel: Yea, she was at her winter home in Port Charlotte when she passed.

Gloria: ooh, thats too bad. She was so young

Ethel: I know, she was only 87!
by GinaS26 June 17, 2008
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CHARVER

A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.
Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc
by Iain December 21, 2004
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chicken charlie

Some mildly retarded black pimp from Johnstown, PA who is a local legend because of his dancing abilities and clubbing activities.
I saw Chicken Charlie dancing with some white dude at Lucille's Bar.
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ChartJackers

Absolutely AWESOME people, who make totally cool songs to raise money for charity.
"Ohhh, Have you heard the song "I've Got Nothing by ChartJackers?"

"Yeaaaaa, The Guy Singer Is Hot" ;)
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Charlie Bronson Wannabe

Someone who has watched a lot Charlie Bronson movies and bases everything they do in real life off of them. Symptoms include carrying around 30 pounds of rope and trying to climb through an air-vent. Often one and the same with Boondockians - people who are obsessed with The Boondock Saints.
Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson Wannabe that's getting us fucking lost! ~ Murphy McManus (The Boondock Saints)
by Browncoat2002 July 9, 2010
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Charlie Hibbs

Is when you get a girl so drunk she passes out in a public place then you start to finger her hoping no one will see what your doing, also you usally get with girls which are roughly about the ages of 0-13....
Charlie Hibbs - Hey Guys i got a girl so drunk she passed out and then i fingered her..
by Bantersaurus Rex 1234 December 28, 2010
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Charles Piff

A generic name for all Marijuana of high potency that doesn't have a specific strain name.
Yo, I heard Billy just picked up a half of the Charles Piff, it looks pretty dank.
by skadiddly January 1, 2011
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