1) One who drinks copious amounts of alcohol, usually rum.
2) A fictional pirate who stabs his enemies in the throat, usually due to their failure to drink copius amounts of rum.
3) See also Camambro
2) A fictional pirate who stabs his enemies in the throat, usually due to their failure to drink copius amounts of rum.
3) See also Camambro
1) I am a regular CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO! Why, just last night I drank 2 litres of Appleton Rum!
2) If you don't drink that mickey, CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO will slit your throat!
2) If you don't drink that mickey, CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO will slit your throat!
by Capatain Camambro September 08, 2006
having sex with a female while she is on the rag and pulling it out and wiping it on her lip and chin.
by ando July 24, 2003
by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003
A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.
by Ninjaphatj March 04, 2009
A lee7 azz pimp who pulls multiple hoes out of a bar/strip club in one single bound.
A kind of a superhero who keeps his cape fresh like downy sheetz in da streetz!
(does not buy lap-dances, rarely gives a hoe a dollar cuz that's all they're worth anyways)
A kind of a superhero who keeps his cape fresh like downy sheetz in da streetz!
(does not buy lap-dances, rarely gives a hoe a dollar cuz that's all they're worth anyways)
Harold- "How can dude pull so much ass without getting any lap-dances?"
Lamar- "Because your a square ass stupid fuck Harold. Captain Save'm knows bout tit grease n ripperz on polez niggy! no dough fo no hoe.. skeet skeet bitch!!!"
Lamar- "Because your a square ass stupid fuck Harold. Captain Save'm knows bout tit grease n ripperz on polez niggy! no dough fo no hoe.. skeet skeet bitch!!!"
by youaintgottolikeme March 25, 2009
1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.
Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc
Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."
Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."
Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."
Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."
Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
by lars23x April 08, 2011
Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.
Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
by DONOVAN94 August 23, 2011