Brandon

A stupid asshole who acts likes he's tough but inside is weak and emotional about being killed in games.

Damb, how many your gonna have fit about being killed? Ypur a Brandon

by Blizzard187 January 31, 2017

Brandon

the most awesome person alive who is kind

dude brandon is coming be cool

by i am branon February 15, 2017

Brandon the foster kid

he’s a naughty boy with a bad habit, a bad habit for bike stealing.
bike stealing,
bike stealing

Person 1: “Do you know where my bike went?”
Person 2: “Brandon The Foster Kid would probably have it”

by brofromusa July 29, 2018

Brandon

A gay

Brandon is gay

by Flashisher November 22, 2018

Brandon

dicksucker

Brandon is a dicksucker

by strakajagr April 16, 2019

brandon

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything

brandon’s a bitch

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Tom Brandon

An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.

Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.

Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?

Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!

by TheAngryPirate June 9, 2012