wall bumming

Standing in a corridor (at school/work etc) with your back against a wall and using your bum to push yourself away from the wall, and using it to cushion your return to the wall. Can be used to pass the time while waiting for a class to begin/person to arrive. Is closely related to bum walling.

1) Hey dude, you are so late. I've been wall bumming for the last five minutes.
2) I was wall bumming for so long i marked the wall.

by Steve September 2, 2005

Bum Squid

A horrible dirty excuse for a human being

Victor is such a bum squid

by John Broderico February 10, 2007

bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put bums in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006

bum clitty

When one is dora the explorer for the rectum
you shall stumble upon the bum clitty
Mmmmm (;

Get thou bum clitty out yerr skanky hoe bag (;

by Anal Explorer February 17, 2008

poop bum

A bum FULLL of poop

omg! look at my bum mommy! its full of poop! i have a poop bum!!

by mymomgotpoopinherbum March 6, 2011

Bum Funnel

The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.

whilst absolutely leathered and trying to be funny, "lets do a bum funnel!"

by dave & mike June 30, 2008

Bum-Creep

A Bum-Creep is a person who creeps on bums. It may also be used in forms such as bum-creeping, bum-creeper, bum-creeping, and bum-crept

You are such a bum-creep.
After school I bum-creep on my friends Facebook pages.
You need to stop bum-creeping on people.
Bum-creep.

by MSoazlaireti October 16, 2010