An attempt at impressing and kissing the asses of all current members/brothers of the fraternity(s) you're rushing in the hopes of earning a bid so you ultimately can acquire automatic (yet shallow/boring) friends and easy access to incredibly hot sorority ass at the cost of your self-dignity and individualism.
Colin the Freshman: "Hey Pledgemaster Todd, how much can you bench with those stacked biceps, dog? I bet it took years to get triceps and abs so thick..."
Pledge Master Todd: "Enough with the bro-flirting, kid. Here at the CU Boulder chapter of Kappa Sigma we take anyone stupid enough to pay thousands of dollars more than the value of the standard of living which we provide. As long as you take Dave the Transfer into my bedroom and let me watch you guys kiss, you're in!"
Pledge Master Todd: "Enough with the bro-flirting, kid. Here at the CU Boulder chapter of Kappa Sigma we take anyone stupid enough to pay thousands of dollars more than the value of the standard of living which we provide. As long as you take Dave the Transfer into my bedroom and let me watch you guys kiss, you're in!"
by Thizzcobar September 23, 2011
Get the Bro-flirting mug.by P0larisBr0 August 8, 2021
Get the polaris bro mug.The above definitions for dude bro hit the mark very well. The only aspect left out is that a dude bro is COMPLETELY insecure in what he understands manhood to be. When a dude bro is away from others of his type and put in a situation with a group of older men (30+), he has no adequate defense mechanisms. He is not used to seeing how real men act and quickly retreats to his mama boy posse.
In more white trash areas of the country, a dude bro can be seen wearing gangsta shorts that resemble high water pants and walking like he has just shit himself.
Dude bro music is indeed top 40 drivel and white boy rap. The best way to compare a dude bro to the disappearing breed of real men is this: a dude bro could be seen on powderpuff MTV or VH1 reality shows but you would never see a dude bro on Ice Road Truckers or The Deadliest Catch.
In more white trash areas of the country, a dude bro can be seen wearing gangsta shorts that resemble high water pants and walking like he has just shit himself.
Dude bro music is indeed top 40 drivel and white boy rap. The best way to compare a dude bro to the disappearing breed of real men is this: a dude bro could be seen on powderpuff MTV or VH1 reality shows but you would never see a dude bro on Ice Road Truckers or The Deadliest Catch.
Dude Bro 1: Hey dude, your '04 lowered Honda is the shizzle! I can get in no prob with my dwarf-like legs, bro!
Dude bro 2: I training to become a cage fighter!!!
Dude bro 2: I training to become a cage fighter!!!
by bighoss August 1, 2010
Get the dude bro mug.Handing a Smirnoff Ice to your friend and making them chug it on one knee. Commonly done by tools and douchebags.
by Don't ice me, bro! May 26, 2010
Get the bro ice mug.Bro-Downs can only be said to occur when females are conspicuously absent from an extended session of boozing.
The term 'bro' is an abbreviated form of 'brother'.
The more bros present, the more severe the bro-down.
Bro downs are characterized by an increasing level of sexual angst that correlates directly to the amount of time bro-ing it down and volume of booze consumed. They will almost certainly include, but are not limited to: a fight, challenges of strength, discussion of the last girl you gave a salty pirate or donkey punch to, accusations of homosexuality, and eventually a trip to a peeler, snap off parlour, or rub'n tug.
The term 'bro' is an abbreviated form of 'brother'.
The more bros present, the more severe the bro-down.
Bro downs are characterized by an increasing level of sexual angst that correlates directly to the amount of time bro-ing it down and volume of booze consumed. They will almost certainly include, but are not limited to: a fight, challenges of strength, discussion of the last girl you gave a salty pirate or donkey punch to, accusations of homosexuality, and eventually a trip to a peeler, snap off parlour, or rub'n tug.
"Dude, we fucking bro'd it down hard last weekend."
"I hope I never see you fuckers again. That bro down was too fucking long."
"Every time we bro it down like that the Pulhams pull their dicks out and get us in a fight."
"If I don't stop bro-ing it down with you fuckers I'll never get laid."
"I hope I never see you fuckers again. That bro down was too fucking long."
"Every time we bro it down like that the Pulhams pull their dicks out and get us in a fight."
"If I don't stop bro-ing it down with you fuckers I'll never get laid."
by Smittyfat December 13, 2007
Get the bro down mug.A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends
The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends
The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"
Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped the dropped a brutal line on me!
Friend: What was it
Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"
Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!
Friend: What was it
Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"
Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!
by Age Capo February 16, 2007
Get the Bro-Friend mug.Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all.
(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)
(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)
"Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?"
"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."
bro job
"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."
bro job
by Goob McNa$ty November 13, 2010
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