brandon hurst

a great guy. hot and loves to party. has huge muscles. loves coke when he is high. everyone is dtf when they see this guy.
Brandon Hurst why are you doing coke while high. Oh it doesnt matter because you are so sexy and i want to have sex with you.
by yummmmmmmm July 01, 2012
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brandon’s mom

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”
by christian pryor likes children February 14, 2018
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Dark Brandon

Dark Brandon takes over the obscene and vicious Let’s Go Brandon meme from the caterwauling Dark Side, and weaponizes it for Progressives, with overtones of Batman and other superheroes. Components of the meme include Joe Biden's aviator sunglasses hiding laser eyes; his numerous political achievements; ice cream cones; fighting malarkey; a Dark Brandon prequel movie with a multitude of familiar superheroes; Dark Brandon 2. The other side is trying to take it back with accusations of pedophilia and incontinence.

It has been extended to

Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman

It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.
shorter merrick garland: "my transformation is complete. the era of dark merrick is nigh. all hail brandon."

Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.
by Antibogotes August 28, 2022
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Brandon max

The annoying TikToker who has autism. Of you find him on your 4u page make sure to comment 🅸 🆂🅼🅴🅻🅻 🅰︎🆄🆃🅸🆂🅼 on everyone of his post
KidThere’s Brandon max the Autistic kid
by Gremlins June 18, 2020
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Brandon Lopez

very drunk, likes to pour henny in his pasta
this man drunker then Brandon Lopez
by Hitesh L March 01, 2018
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Brandon Sanderson

Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community
by May 23, 2022
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