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Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth
Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend
by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019
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Bit That You Bite

When you wanna drink orange juice but the orange juice touches the bit that you bite on your lip.
Reggie: "Dude! The orange juice just stung the bit that you bite!"
Bartholomew: "Thanks for the warning! I'll be cautious for the bit that I bite!"
by sparklediva29 April 20, 2025
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Bits

Originates from the vernacular of South Londoners, a synonym for "drugs". Can be used with an adjective to specify the particular type of drug, e.g. Medium bits in relation to MDMA. Alternatively, a noun modifier may be used to stipulate the type e.g. Cardboard bits for Weed.

Those whose use the word "Bits" have also been known to exclaim the word "oi", with the tendency to prolongate the word in conversation.
Will: "Shaun, have you been on the bits again you fiend".

Chris" Oiiiiiii, get your Bits out".
by Bitswood October 22, 2019
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Bitting

(verb) to bit
ex: that’s just Chase bitting around
by Dr.Bit January 27, 2023
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Bakin' Bits

Dude, let's top that bowl off with some Bakin' Bits! I got some Trainwreck bubble hash that will go well with that Mendocino Silver...
by Drgizmo December 28, 2010
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Bit Finders

"There's a raft coming down the River, grab the Bit Finders and check it out"
by Drunk_ass July 13, 2009
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Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
by Clatyn April 19, 2024
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