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Girlfriend

Something you will never have.
"Father, I have gotten my girlfriend pregnant. What should I do? She wants to keep it."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer October 1, 2020
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girlfriend day

A day where you have to post your girlfriend on any day of june. It doesn’t apply to straight people!
A. Oh my! It’s appreciate your girlfriend day for me today!
B. Really? I plan on doing it tomorrow!
by girlfriend day June 30, 2021
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Text Girlfriend

A girl who's been dumped via text.
Jim: Are you still dating Melissa?
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.
by rocketman33 October 12, 2009
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re-girlfriend

A woman, an ex-girlfriend, that a man rekindles a relationship with.
Lamont: Man, didn't I see you kickin' it with yo crazy ass ex-girlfriend last night?

Benny: Yeah, but she knew how to work it better than the rest, ya dig? I had to get back at that, so she's my re-girlfriend, ya heard??
by the original black bear March 26, 2010
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If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022
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Closet Girlfriend

The girl at work that everyone rumors you with. The girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. The girl you spend what little free time you have with. The Hershey Pie from Burger King puts her in the best mood just cause it's so good!
John and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.
by Tabithaz February 15, 2010
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Secret Girlfriend

The girl who is rely your gf and not anyone else no matter what and cant not be changed no matter what
dude1: im dating this girl kodi dude: no way bitch shes my secret girlfriend hands offf rofl copter
by acdc117 April 16, 2010
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