Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.
With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.
With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.
by McDousher February 4, 2012
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The act of killing the opposing team in a base, often uncapturable, but sometimes also of the capable variety. Often uses the most 'invincible' weapon available, such as a tank or a siege weapon.
National Hero: Agh! We're losing!
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!
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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!
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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.
by RedShocktrooper May 13, 2010
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Friend 1: Ayo Rudy man you were really high last night dude! you were being crazy!
Friend 2: Nah BRO. I was Baked Ziti!
Friend 2: Nah BRO. I was Baked Ziti!
by Mr.Hashman May 13, 2013
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To sag on the front side.
To sag on the front side.
Reno: Dude, did you notice that Sweedish dude's pubes?
JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately showin' base.
JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately showin' base.
by Renoryn December 27, 2007
Get the Showin' base mug.Few people have ever made it to 113th base, and even fewer have done all 112 of the predecessors. In order to achieve the legendary 113th base, you must find and retrieve the fabled Sword of Gamelon and kill the nearest person named Fred. After doing that, locate a woman named Susan and stab her. After that, fuck the hole that you have made.
Person 1: "Dude, I got to 113th base on Thursday."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."
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